Please stop hurting me, i really don’t want to go to the dentist on Monday, i’m pooing myself, i would much rather give birth than go to the dentist.
Please could you not be quite so cold, I am really nesh you know, plus the price of coal is atrocious at the moment.
Rather frozen me
Could you please wake up now baby, it’s 3pm and you know your bedtime is at 7, mummy loves her evenings to herself and at this rate you are still going to be up.
Lots of love